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August 09 There's a hot Shar Pei on the loose!Ah, where to begin? Well, first to say that I guess us 3-ladies of the Marketing dept. may be a little too critical or mean (in a high-school manner) toward others.. gosh I hope it's not just that I've rubbed off on them.. it's hard enough having one of me around.. There are probably three people that we voice strong opinions about - and I'll leave it at that so as to protect the "eccentric". I had this goal to do a photo-montage on the wardrobe habits of south Floridian women/girls - and so here I am at lunch today and sharing this thought w/ those at our table that weren't already aware of my "idea" - trying to persuade someone to have a camera phone ready just in case we have time for a lap around the mall. I foolishly sat myself at the head of the table (or the foot of the table as the case may be) since I was the birthday girl (it's tomorrow but I have high hopes of staying home then). Well, I didn't realize that I was missing the entertainment portion of our luncheon - so the end result is a little stiff neck from turning around so much to see what was going on outside.. So this woman is walking into the mall - I peg her at 70, the rest of the table figures 75 - 80. She gets out of a taxicab and is a little less fit than Britney Spears (the pregnant version... okay not that bad) and her apparel choice was a hot pink bikini top and a white ruffled mini-skirt with flowers on it. Once we regained our composure from the crane-neck (oh wait that was just me) and laughing (that was EVERYONE) I decided to do some research. Ah yes, the taxi was still waiting on her.. or maybe for the next fare? And why does granny need to go to the mall 1/2 dressed? So after we speculated for awhile I decided to get up and go talk to the taxi-driver.. hey it's my birthday why not relax a little? I had in my head what I wanted to say, and then when she rolled the window down I was speechless for a few moments (hard to believe, I know) because one - the driver was a very butch lady (not being my Republican self, just noting that I was caught off guard because I thought she was a he at first) and also two - there was clearly stuff in the back seat that implied this woman was definitely returning and thus the cab was indeed waiting on her. So I asked what the story was and she said that this woman gave her $100 cash and said she was going to have her drive around here and there for awhile (I inquired as to whether or not a bank robbery was on the agenda). I said it seemed unusual attire for shopping - and she said.. this is the funny part.. that she called her fellow cabbies after the woman exited the car to tell them there was a "hot Shar Pei on the loose". Unfortunately, I did not get any photos of this woman as evidence - however Google was kind enough to supply me with my punchline: Old Lady in Bikini:
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